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Autographed bookplates for a reader's Kindle or Nook, PDF files of the title page or cover with signature, and autographed cover postcards are a few ideas you can consider. With more readers interested in eBooks, you increase the opportunity to sell at fairs, conventions, and other events. Don't by shy in plugging your eBooks alongside your print titles. You may find the sales eclipse the paperbacks. There are both good and bad promoters of eBooks online.

As a writer of a couple of eBooks and a few online articles, I get emails from people wishing to promote my eBook on their websites. The online marketers attempt to coax me into allowing them the use of my eBook on their website, including the pages and text, by promising to help me market my company, through links back to my website.

Not be an egomaniac, but my company is very highly ranked under my target market keywords and has been since We know what we are doing and certainly do not need anyone's help doing it. It just fries me all these worthless amateurs telling us they are going to promote our business. Not only do we not need anymore business, it is a slap in the face to think they can do it better than us, as we have been doing it and doing better than any of our competitors for a decade online.

The car wash fundraiser book that I wrote was written to help people, not market our company. I think most of the industry of Internet promoting eBook whores are sick, sure some are legitimate, but they are far and few between. Many are simply scum, they promote crap, put up garbage and hype all over the Internet so you cannot find anything when searching.

If eBook marketers put my book on their site, they lessen my number one Google Search Engine ranking "Car Wash Fundraisers" and re-direct traffic to their site. So they can sell junk on their site and re-direct customers who are interested in my "Free Online eBook" for some expensive hype eBook on how to make a million dollars in your underwear stuffing envelopes 2-hours a day; 3-days per week while watching the new and improved "Buns of Steal Video" and you can have all this and more with free Ginzu Knives if you order now; operators are standing by?

Yah right! Additionally many of these websites are very salesy and they sell crap and dupe people. My information is to help people not screw them into buying some inflated worthless trinkets on the Internet. I am fed up with this BS. And anyone who is legitimate on the Internet selling quality and informational eBooks ought to be upset as well. If you are assisting folks who sell eBooks in anyway you need to be sure that the people you associate with, do not associate with other people who are scam artists.

I hate scammers, they piss me off and sell crap on the Internet and trick people making it hard for real decent people on the Internet. You should be as pissed as I am, even though I am not selling anything on the Internet. I am sick and tired of worthless, spineless, weakness, scammers, promoters of trash on the Internet. Everywhere I look, more scam artists, selling crap, worthless junk. Is it a crime to help people? Unfortunately for every one of the good folks out there with real world and worthy knowledge selling their eBooks or giving them away, there are 10 scammers selling hype and crap to anyone stupid enough to pay them.

It seems everyone has some stupid profit motive in everything you do? What is deal here? Is that the way all everyone online thinks? Why has everyone got me categorized for some worthless promoter of crap like them, simply because I write articles and submit them online? Many eBook promoters have attempted to recruit my writing talents, assuming that I would lower my standards of ethics and join them in some sort of online hype to scam people.

I am not like them, how dare they assume that. I want these people to stay away from me. I do not want them around or associated with my noble efforts to help people, make them think or give them free information. It's important to have a conclusion for your eBook so you can summarize what you've just covered. The summary should be short, it should be concise, it should highlight the main points of the eBook and it should be like a 'cliff notes' version of the entire ebook.

For the flow of the ebook, a conclusion is just a good way to wrap up your ideas. However, there's a bigger reason to have a conclusion in your ebook. MAN: Have a good Sabbath. GOP : You're late! You kept us all waiting!

What happened to your horse? Look what it says in the paper. Look, look, look! MAN: Stop braying like a pack of mules! Let the man talk. Talk, Avram. Usually it comes on a Thursday, but it can be a day late That's babbling. The news What does it say? Well, I was reading my paper. It's nothing very important, a story about the crops in the Ukraine, and this and that. MAN: Avram! MAN: All right. We all see it.

Maybe the Tzar wanted the land. Maybe a plague? MAN: May the Tzar have his very own plague. GOP : Amen. MAN3: What's the matter with you? Why don't you ever bring us some good news? I only read it. GOP : Amen! REB: What good will your cursing do?

You stand around, you curse and you chatter, and you don't do anything. You'll all chatter your way into the grave. MAN2: Excuse me. You're not from this village. REB: No. MAN2: Where are you from? REB: Kiev. I was a student in the university there. MAN: Tell me. Is that the place where you learned how not to respect your elders? REB: That is where I learned there is more to life than talk. You should know about events in the outside world!

MAN: Why should I break my head about the outside world? Let the outside world break its own head. GOP : Well put! As the Good Book says, 'If you spit in the air, it lands in your face. You can't close your eyes to what's happening in the world. They can't both be right. MAN: He is right. He's too young to wipe his own nose. Good Sabbath, Tevye. GOP : Good Sabbath. I apologize.

MAN4: Good Sabbath. MAN2: Tevye, the rabbi's orders. So you're from Kiev, Reb er REB: Pechick. So you're a newcomer here, huh? As Abraham said, 'I'm a stranger in a strange land. Forgive me. As King David said, 'I'm slow of speech and slow of tongue. Here, Reb Perchik. Have a piece. Gave the piece of bread but Reb refused it.

REB: I have no money and I'm not a beggar. It's a blessing for me to give. REB: Very well. For your sake. Thank you. You know, it's no crime to be poor. REB: It is the rich who are the criminals. Some day, their wealth will be ours. If they would agree, I would agree. MAN2: And who will make this miracle to come to pass? REB: People. Ordinary people. MAN2: Like you? REB: Like me. REB: By giving lessons to children.

Do you have any children? REB: Five? REB: Girls should learn too. Girls are people. MAN2: A Radical! REB: I'd be willing to teach them, open their minds to great thoughts.

I'd like them to know the Good Book. REB: The Bible has many lessons for our times. But, food for lessons, huh? Good, good. Stay with us for the Sabbath. Of course, we don't eat like kings, but we don't starve either.

As the Good Book says, 'When a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick. It doesn't exactly say that, but someplace, it has something about a chicken.

MAN2: Good Sabbath! Perchik, this is my eldest daughter. REB: You have a pleasant daughter. Ah, this is mine. And this is mine. And this is mine This is not mine. Golde, this is Perchik from Kiev. He's staying the Sabbath with us. He's a teacher. Would you like lessons from him?

REB: I'm a very good teacher. REB: Your daughter has a quick and witty tongue. As the Good Book says Get washed. Another blessing! Tzeitel, get the small table. Chava, the two chairs. Children, finish dressing. You can wash at the well. Help them. Hurry, it's almost the Sabbath! Maybe in a few weeks, I'll have saved up enough to buy it. What about? Only he says it's important. I have nothing for him to slaughter. If he's thinking about buying my new milk cow, he can forget it.

I want you to talk to him! I'm only a poor tailor. Just talk to him. He'll yell at me. Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness. A man sends you a message, at least talk to him! Where is everybody? We are lighting the candles.

Hurry up! Golde, the sun is almost down. Reb Tevye. Good Sabbath. Hurry up. It's getting late. Is Reb Lazar Wolf at home? LADY: He's in the back. LADY: Come in. LADY: Don't touch anything. You're here. Well, sit down, sit down. How is your er…brother-in-law But er There is no use talking about it. After all, you have a few more without her. Today you want one. Tomorrow you may want two. What would I do with two? This is very important to me. Reb Lazar, what are you talking about? How can a little cow keep you company?

Is that what you call her? Don't you know? We are talking about my new milk cow. The one you want to buy from me. A milk cow so I won't be lonely? I'm talk I'm talking about your daughter. Your daughter Tzeitel. I see her every Thursday in my butcher's shop. And she's made a very good impression on me. A very good impression. Reb Tevye, I like her. Why don't we just shake hands and call it a match, huh?

And I will be good to her. I like her. What do you think? I never really liked him. Why should I? You can have a fine conversation with him if you talk about kidneys and livers. On the other hand, not everyone has to be a scholar. And with a butcher my daughter will surely never know hunger. Maybe I misjudged him. He's a good man. He likes her. And he'll try to make her happy. What do I think? It's a match! You've made me a happy man. To you!

To you. To our prosperity. To our good health and happiness. And most important of all, Er After the marriage, we will be related. Lazar Wolf, I always wanted a son. But I wanted one a little younger than myself! Ah, thank you, Your Honour. You're honest and decent even though you are a Jew. Thank you, Your Honour. How often does a man get a compliment like that? And the news?

MAJOR: We have received orders that sometime soon this district is to have a little unofficial demonstration. A pogrom here? Just a little unofficial demonstration. How little?

Just some mischief, so if an inspector comes through, he can see we did our duty. I don't know why there has to be this trouble between people. But I thought I should tell you. You are a good man. If I may say so, it's too bad you're not a Jew. You're always joking. Congratulations again for your daughter. It won't be too bad. I wouldn't worry. Dear God. Did you have to send me news like that today of all days? I know, I know we are the chosen people. But once in a while, can't you choose someone else?

Anyway, thank you for sending a husband for my Tzeitel. Laban fooled him and gave him his ugly daughter Leah. So to marry Rachel, Jacob was forced to work another seven years. So, you see, children, the Bible clearly teaches us you can never trust an employer. Bielke: And that is what the Bible teaches us? REB: That is the lesson of the story of Jacob Back to the house, there's work to be done!

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But that is too traditional for an advanced thinker like REB: Our traditions! Nothing must change. Everything is perfect as it is! REB: Our ways are changing in other places.

In the city, boys and girls can be affectionate without a matchmaker's permission? They hold hands together. They even dance together. New dances Danced with Hodel I learned it in Kiev. Do you like it? We've just changed an old custom. I mean, th I mean, good day! So, my prince is finally out of bed. The day's half gone. Well, what happened last night, besides you drinking like a peasant? Did you see Lazar Wolf? Well, what did he say? What did you say? Where's Tzeitel?